I didn’t realize it but the Latter Day Saints/Mormons have different denominations….I thought a Mormon was a Mormon was a Mormon….anyway, my point today is to talk about their underwear…..don’t worry I’ll make this brief. Now I am not a Mormon so I am allowed to talk about their underwear however they being Mormons are not.
I have, like alot of people, studied other religions and I felt fairly up to date on the Mormons but I just did not see this one coming. The Garments of the Holy Priesthood are underwear worn by both men and women who have gone through a “special ceremony” known as the Endowment Ceremony. The underwear kinda looked they are made out of plastic, or that fabric athletes use for those suits they wear to exercise in so they sweat alot, but I can not confirm that, for what should be obvious reasons. Now people of the Mormon religion are not suppossed to even talk about these underwear so it’s slightly comical to me that Mormon church protesters have often “defiled” the underwear in public. Number one…who in the hell protests the Mormons AND WHY!!? laughing out loud
And number two….who the hell drags out Mormon underwear to show everyone?!!
Also what does the Mormon husband say to his Mormon wife when he runs out of holy underwear? And what does the Mormon wife say to her friends when she wants to complain about her Mormon husband always leaving his dirty holy underwear on the bathroom floor?
Also an interesting note is that the holy underwear have symbols on them. I also was unaware that the founder of Mormonism was a FreeMason. So he put a few FreeMason symbols on the holy underwear. It kinda makes me wonder if Joseph wasn’t trying his best to be a big shot in the other guys’ eyes down at the moose lodge….
Well Friends, there you have it….
Holy underwear…uncovered. If you have anything to add I woudl love to hear it.
Muah, Kinky Kelley
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